lmfao 
Another wonderfully hilarious comic masterpiece by Bizarro creator Dan Piraro.



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Into the Attic 


MY LOVE writes:

***After many years of sporadic contact, I finally had the opportunity to shoot with the folks at Into the Attic on Saturday! Thank you to JR, Miss Angel Darling and Geezer for an adventurous shoot. – OH and the beauty behind the strap-on!

The only hindrance to our shoot was that I could not have any markings due to upcoming gigs. I am trying to get into more mainstream porn where cane and whip marks just are not really appreciated like they are in kinky shoots… ah what price vanity? That did not deter JR however, and he came up with some very inventive predicaments for my first foray Into the Attic.

Highlights – turns out I am not the world-class cocksucker I believed myself to be. “Luther” the large black cock-o-meter on the set clearly shows that I am merely capable of a 4 – the scale goes up to 10. However, what I lack in depth I made up for in enthusiasm.

The bicycle – you will have to wait for the update to view the position and the predicament – but I will tell you that in this scene I get fucked – pussy and mouth – by a beautiful little minx with a purple strap-on. Then her soggy panties are stuffed into my mouth. Poor me.

Rope and lots of rope. Then a bit more rope. My breasts were bound very tightly and turned a lovely shade of purple. My pussy was leaking (ok so I was aroused), a fantastic pee scene AND a 16 pound BOWLING BALL. That’s all I am going to tell you!

When the update is posted we will let you know so you can check it out!

In the meantime – go take a look at www.intotheattic.com***

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Monday 4-26-2010 
I wanted to start some regular, weekly blog posts that everyone could count on, even when things are going slow or we’re not feeling so creative. I figured I could schedule certain topics for certain days, or something simple like that. I’m not going to lay that schedule out for you but I am going to reveal what Monday should regularly be about from now on.

To start the week off, I’d like to talk about a movie MY LOVE and I recently watched, or failing that, talk about one that I particularly love or hate. I also thought I would let everyone know what I was currently reading. It sounded like a good idea when I first thought about it, but then I realized, I don’t really do a good job “reviewing” movies or summarizing the books I read. I’m as good at that as I am at describing what a person looks like. Just can’t find the words, or when I do find them they are not very descriptive. So now, I’m thinking it’s not such a good idea but I’m going to give it a go anyways.

I think we've revealed enough about ourselves by now that you know we won't have much to say about movies we see in the theatre. We are still pretty unhappy with the idea of spending a lot of money to have our night, and movie-watching experience ruined by some retarded, clueless assholes who don’t know how to act in public so chances are you'll be reading about films that have been out for a while. Sorry about that, but until they open “Shut Your Trap and Watch the Movie Theatres” I’m not too hopeful it’ll change.

As for the books, I don’t do a lot of reading these days, so don't expect a new one every week. I might simply give recommendations, instead of descriptions, because I doubt my abilities to do any book justice. Maybe I’ll just copy what they have on the inside jacket or back cover. We’ll have to see how that goes.

So here is my first, brief attempt. Movie:



I will start with “The Collector” since MY LOVE had such a severe reaction to it when we sat down and watched it in our home recently. I knew the basic idea – a desperate thief breaks into a house only to find that someone has beaten him to it. A family that should have been away on vacation is trapped inside with a ruthless murderer. The thief has to decide between the rare stone he has come to steal, which will help his girlfriend out of a desperate situation, and helping the family survive the night. What I didn’t know was how interesting the deaths were going to be, or how unbelievable and flawed the story was. Of course, I don’t watch many movies hoping for realism, but I do like what I see to at least be believable and semi-possible. This movie was not one of those, but it still kept me interested and entertained. All I had to do was let go of the idea that it would be plausible and just enjoy. And that I did.

The killings were creative and unique, and they didn’t have to include a lot of gore to get the point across. Not that there wasn’t blood mind you, but it wasn’t the worst part of the violence that was portrayed. I think what bothered MY LOVE the most, and made it a good time for me, was the inventiveness of the killer. The ways these people die is certainly entertaining to watch. The traps that are set throughout the house are amazing and intricate – so much so that it’s really hard to imagine one person having enough time and materials to make it all happen. As the movie progressed, and more of these traps kept showing up, I just had to let go of the idea that it couldn’t possibly happen, sit back, and take in the spectacle. I even had an idea, early on, that I knew who the killer was going to turn out to be but I was wrong, which pleased me very much. That sort of unknown can keep me watching a movie long after I’ve lost interest in everything else a bad or unbelievable it has to offer. In this case, the killer was nobody I or anyone else was likely to suspect. That was refreshing.

The movie ended poorly, but I won’t go into that. Sometimes it seems like screenwriters and directors get close to completing a good movie, but then they get lazy or in a hurry to finish. So many decent stories that could have remained excellent, or even been saved from mediocrity have ended so horribly that all that came before was ruined. You just want to shut the movie off before it ends and you wind up hating yourself for wasting all that time watching it. “The Collector” is not that bad, and the ending really doesn't ruin all that comes before, but it could have been so much better.

Now the book:



I am currently reading “One Foot in Eden” by Ron Rash. Not a great last name for the poor fellow, but he is definitely a good writer. So far, it’s a bit of a mystery about a missing man, and a Sheriff’s certainty that someone he knows has killed him. But they haven’t found a body yet, and I’m only just beginning, so I can’t say much about what’s happening. When I get done, or it gets really interesting, I’ll let you know.

So that's it for this Monday. Look for the same sort of thing next Monday.

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Deacon X videos on FetLife 
The footage from BOTH of our Deacon X performances is available for your viewing pleasure, on FetLife.

Our January, 2010 performance:

www.fetlife.com/users/55981/videos/13181

And our April, 2010 performance:

www.fetlife.com/users/55981/videos/13120

I don’t know what the uploading issue was, but it magically fixed itself long enough for me to get these two uploaded. Enjoy them while you can. You never know when things will tragically STOP working for no reason as well…

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no more belly punching 
We will no longer be shooting custom movies for Jill Lauren. During our sixth, and final scene for BellyPain.com – www.BellyPain.com - I managed to punch MY LOVE hard enough, often enough, or at the wrong angle (or maybe all of the above) and injure her. It’s no big deal I guess – probably a burst or broken blood vessel – but it’s something we can’t continue to do. She has slimmed down so much recently that I was pretty much just striking muscle and veins. Yikes!

It was a wonderful but brief partnership. If/when we travel to her area we hope to at least meet and have dinner or something. Maybe a special, one-last-time shoot with her, but that’d be it. No more stomach punching, at least not as the focus. There will certainly be more punching in the future, and a few will certainly land on her stomach, but not for twenty straight minutes. And there’ll be punches to the back, the ribs, upper arms….



So, this is our final release for Jill Lauren/BellyPain. Get it while you can.

www.shop.bellypain.ieasysite.com/productinfo.aspx?productid=KC-006DL


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