***First of all just want to clarify that I did not invade MY MAN’s privacy and find the post he was working on that revealed his dirty little secret. We work in our home office, at an L-shaped desk. The backs of our chairs LITERALLY touch each other. I walked back into the office, there was a word document open on his computer’s desktop. MY MAN composes the blog posts this way and then adds them to the blog. Since I ALWAYS read what he is working on, why wouldn’t I in this case? Nuff said!
Secondly, how sick and twisted!!! I LOVE IT!! I had noticed a spot on my chair the other day and figured I must have spilled something… needless to say I am now hesitant to retire the cushion – until I find a new one he can soil for me!!!! Makes me wonder what other things around the house may be loaded with his cum?
I AM SO LOVED!***
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Woke up this morning to about three inches of snow. What a wonderful site to begin your day. MY LOVE left early in the morning to drive to Eugene, so I was left alone for the majority of the day. I had time to go walking in the hills and take a few pictures for you to enjoy.
Being without MY GIRL was difficult, but I felt like I got a lot more done. This makes no sense, because we hardly distract each other, or take up one another’s time. She sits at her section of the desk and I sit at mine, and occasionally we’ll reach over and give the other a hug or something, but that’s about it. Today I was no more focused than I normally am, nor did I spend more time at the computer than I usually do. Actually, I spent a lot of time eating and hanging out with the cat if you want to know the truth. When MY LOVE is out of the house he knows it, and gets a little needy. That, and he’s always convinced it is time to eat, or his water bowl needs refilling.
While MY LOVE drove through snow and wind that made travel nearly impossible – once going as slow as 20 mph she says – I walked around our front yard with only a sweater on. Greyster came out with me and smelled everything that wasn’t surrounded by melting snow while I put away the garbage and recycling cans. It was warm and sunny, with a touch of wind, and it was snowing ever so lightly. The sky above me was clear but all around the clouds were dark and fluffy. Around here, the snow can drift for miles before it finally reaches the ground…
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For the last three or so months I have been working on a surprise for MY LOVE. Early in the morning, or sometimes in the middle of the night, I have been sitting at my computer and masturbating to something disgusting and perverted on the screen. When it comes time to drop my load, I have done so on the cushion that sits on her chair.
This cushion is not supposed to be attractive. It was placed there to give MY LOVE a little more height and a tiny bit of cushion. And it was placed there for me to cum all over it.
I can recall how all of this began. One morning many months ago, I decided to masturbate while MY LOVE slept in. That only happens on the weekends, so I’ll bet it was a Saturday, and we’d been drinking the night before. I remember standing up when it was time to cum and shooting my load all over the floor next to her chair. She got out of bed shortly after, and managed to make it in to the office before the cum had dried. I guess she went to sit down and stepped in something wet, and it didn’t take her long to figure out what it was. The idea to start dumping my load on her cushion came a few days later. It was my intention to go as long as I could and build up an amount that was difficult not to notice. But, the amount of times I masturbated in the last three months has been pretty small. With a sex monster like MY SLUT, I can’t afford to waste cum.
Two days ago she told me that she will have to replace the cushion. It has gone flat. Right now, as you read this, she is clueless of what has been going on. She does not know that every day, for hours at a time, she sits on a cushion that has been repeatedly spattered with cum. Left to soak in and dry, it must stink. What do you want to bet the sick fuck will smell it too? - UPDATE: My worthless cunt of a girlfriend decided to invade my privacy while I was emptying the dishwasher (good, helpful boyfriend) by reading this blog post, while I was still composing it. I got up from the computer to rest my eyes, and make a contribution to this relationship, and she betrayed me in kind. She ruined the surprise too!
MY LOVE came down the hallway laughing. I was just finishing putting away the silverware, and when I heard her I knew what had happened. It is really a bummer, because I had hoped to post this and have it up for several hours before she accidentally came upon it while checking on the blog. Almost every day she stops by to see what I’ve written and to just bask in the glory that is our sick love life. I figured she’d see it later tonight. She still doesn’t know at this point that I have pictures, so that’ll be a surprise, but it’s certainly not the same thing. I am being called a sick fuck, but there is a smile on the corner of her lips when she says it. I have done a good thing.
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Today I finished editing a scene we shot almost a month ago, using two implements from MauiKink.com. - www.mauikink.com They are called the Scorpion and the Dragons Tongue, and I guess they’d both be considered whips. My experience with these kind of pain-givers is very limited, so I spent a little time practicing with the Scorpion before using it on MY LOVE. It is a single-tail that is supposed to cut the skin easily, and as wonderful as that sounds, I was still a bit anxious to try it out. That’s a good thing.
The Dragons Tongue looked and felt like it was going to be no big deal. The leather, diamond-shaped piece on the end didn’t say “Ouch” – it looked harmless, like it might actually feel good. Once I began using the implement I understood, as did MY LOVE, how it was supposed to work. The end piece would spread out and land on her ass with a nice, gratifying SLAP!, and because it was so thin there was very little resistance. When I first asked if it hurt her, she hesitated to respond, which is enough of an answer for me. I added some power to my strokes and she responded nicely. Said it was like getting slapped by a small hand. This, combined with the ability to make multiple strikes quickly and easily, made for a magnificent implement. It took mere moments to figure out, and there didn’t seem to be a great danger in really injuring someone. The Scorpion was a whole other thing indeed…
As I’ve admitted, I don’t know much about whips – single-tail or otherwise – so getting used to the Scorpion was difficult. Not only was I worried about wielding it wrong and hurting MY LOVE severely, I was also a bit nervous about nailing myself. The little bit of practice I did do was not really enough I guess, but we both like living a little dangerously, so I went ahead and filmed a scene using it. There were a great many misses, which I expected, and I never did do much damage. I certainly didn’t cut the skin, but that’s not a big disappointment. What it is, is something to work towards. Next time around, I am going to have practiced a lot more.
On the end of the Scorpion is a five inch piece of red nylon(?). This is the part that is supposed to touch MY LOVE, and if done correctly it is supposed to be able to cut the skin. Visually, it’s not very appealing because you don’t really get to see the end of the implement strike the target. What you do get, are the reactions from the victim, afterwards. Watching the video, it looks like MY LOVE is writhing around and yelping at nothing, because I had the camera close enough that all you really saw in the frame was her legs and torso. Only occasionally did I pull back, and it’s then that you get a glimpse of me, using the whip. Even then, you can’t really see the impact, just the reaction. But the reactions – her yelling and thrashing about while trying to handle the pain – are what we’re really interested in anyways, right?
Once again we’d like to thank MauiKink.com for providing us with the toys. The Dragons Tongue is going to get used in another scene soon, along with the suspension cuffs they have given us, but it’s going to be a while before I bring the Scorpion out again. The amount of practice I can get in will determine how soon.
You can find the scene we shot using the Scorpion and the Dragons Tongue by visiting “The Request Line” www.clips4sale.com/store/19406 and if you’re interested in purchasing a Scorpion or Dragons Tongue for yourself or a loved one, stop by MauiKink and check them out www.mauikink.com Their prices are reasonable and they make a quality product.
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Our local, daily newspaper recently ran a story about a site that lets people swap books for free. They’ve been doing tons of articles lately on how to save money and survive in an uncertain economy. Everyone benefits from this sort of information, and we could do with a bit more of that, and a bit less of the useless trash we normally get.
The site is called PaperBackSwap www.paperbackswap.com and it is connected to SwapaDVD and SwapaCD – all three of which I am a member of. In case you can’t finger it out for yourself, the other two sites allow you to swap CDs and DVDs for free. Basically, you put up 10 or more CDs, or DVDs, or Books that you wouldn’t mind getting rid of, and agree to pay the postage when someone requests one. That’s only $1.85 for a DVD, I can tell you that much. Once the CD/DVD/Book that is requested is received by the person who ordered it, you get a credit on your account, and a single credit generally gets you one book, or CD, or DVD. If that’s confusing, I’m sorry, but I don’t work for them so I’m probably not that good at describing how it all works. All I know is that I put up 10+ books and 10+ DVDs, and have shipped out over half of them. The credits I am receiving have already been used for different Books, DVDs, and CDs that I’ve been having a difficult time finding. The coolest thing of all is that I’m getting these items at a fraction of the price I would have to pay, even if I purchased them from places that sold used merchandise.
For Example: I am having “Women” by Charles Bukowski sent to our mailbox. At Powell’s Books, in Portland, I cannot find this book for less than $9.00, in used condition. New it is usually $14+. Through PaperBackSwap I am getting this book sent to my home for the price of shipping one of my unwanted used books to someone else. Using the Media Mail rate, I am getting “Women” for less than $2.00! And I’m finding stuff I simply haven’t been able to find, anywhere, in any city. I’ve always wanted to read “Permanent Midnight”, by Jerry Stahl, but I’ve never seen it new or used. I’m not the kind of person that tries to order it, I’ll just search for it, and buy it at a reasonable price no matter how long it takes. When I finally do find it, that’s like winning a mini lottery drawing that day, or like finding treasure. You just feel lucky. My first day on PaperBackSwap, I found “Permanent Midnight”, and it is on the way to me as I type this. My very first acquisition was “Dead Eye Dick” by Kurt Vonnegut. Actually, I shipped out my Hardback version so that I could get a Paperback version, and the swap cost me $2.35. The Paperback will be much easier to take with me, when it’s time to head to Europe. Yes, I am taking the move that seriously, this early on. I don’t want to pack anything unnecessary if I don’t have to.
The DVDs I desire are not available right now, so I have a Wish List. Nobody is giving away copies of what I want to see, so I’m spending those credits on the SwapaCD site. You can transfer credits from one account to another, which is fantastic, since I have zero CDs to sell but a long list of ones I want to buy. I have plenty of DVDs that I don’t want anymore, so things are working out perfectly. I get credits for the DVDs I ship out and transfer those credits to the CD site, then get music I’ve also been having a hard time finding. The beauty and curse of a thing like this is that I could have ten credits but be unable to find anything worth using them on. I have to hope people are getting rid of books, movies, and music that I enjoy. Weeks could go by before that happens, but I am already having good luck, so I won’t despair.
So (ahem) if any of you dig this idea you should check it out. I have a list (hint) of books, movies, and music that I am searching for, and who knows… maybe some of you out there are sick and tired of what I happen to be looking for. Stranger things have happened.
DVDs I am looking for:
Delicatessen
Grass
She’s So Lovely
Role Models
Roman de Gare
Forced Entry
Night of the Animals
Vengeance: One by One
CDs I am looking for:
Paul Giger
Grotus - Brown
Iron Maiden
Integrity 2000
Nonpoint
The Reeks and the Wrecks
Daturah – self titled
Instrumentalyst – Octagon Beats
Books/Authors I like:
Kurt Vonnegut – Bluebeard
Joe R. Lansdale – Two Bear Mambo
Shel Silverstein – The Light in the Attic
Charles Bukowski – NOT Women
William Burroughs – NOT Naked Lunch, The Ticket That Exploded, The Soft Machine
Cormac McCarthy – NOT No Country for Old Men, The Road, Blood Meridian
Denis Johnson – Jesus’ Son
Henry Miller – Nexus
Chuck Palahniuk – Survivor, Fight Club
Salman Rushdie - Grimus
Hunter S. Thompson – NOT Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Recently, I had the following sent to me, through PaperBackSwap and SwapaCD:
I’m going to be putting up a few more books and DVDs next week, but for now I’m waiting and hoping for something to my liking to show up, so I can snatch it. This is a great set of sites I hope some of you will eventually join. You readers, watchers and listeners.
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