Saturday, July 24th was BDSM Pride Day. To acknowledge and celebrate this MY LOVE and I made a brief web-cam appearance on the Rev Mel Show. Sitting together in our office chairs, we tuned in about fifteen minutes before we were supposed to make our call, to see how things were going. I admit to being a little nervous for some reason – we were being broadcast live but it should have felt no different than when MY LOVE was on her show a couple weeks ago and I called in on the phone. The only thing I knew for sure that was going to come out of my mouth was “Happy BDSM Pride Day”. After that I didn’t have a clue.
I remember Rev Mel asking us what we had planned for the day, to celebrate it. Thankfully MY LOVE was a bit quicker than I in responding because the truth was, we had nothing planned. She just got back from Canada a couple days ago and we’ve both been so busy that our only plans were to work, eat, exercise, spend some precious time together, appear on the Rev Mel show and work. In fact, she’d just gotten home from boot camp and a pussy waxing and we were sort of seeing each other for the first time that day. So MY LOVE came up with something really quick and I imagine we didn’t look like total idiots because of it. Thanks honey!
What led up to it I can’t quite recall, but there was a point when our appearance hit that “Show us her ass!” section. Rev Mel and everyone watching had already received gratuitous shots of me lifting up MY LOVE’s shirt to expose and fondle her breasts, as well as some sensuous kissing and what not, so I was quite happy to oblige. Situating MY LOVE over my knee so that the camera would get a good shot of her behind, I even gave it a couple quick whacks for their viewing pleasure. I half expected Rev Mel to ask me to show off my cock and she did not let me down. Now, I wasn’t sitting there aroused, nor was I just going to be able to stand up and instantly get hard. What can I say I guess I’m not as much of an exhibitionist as I would like to be. Not that I mind showing off, I just don’t get hard like a little boy running around naked for his first time. I haven’t obtained an erection just by taking my pants off since my days of dropping trou and running around naked in Central Oregon. So when Rev Mel asked to see my cock I had it in the back of my head that I was probably just going to decline. Then inspiration struck.
We were set up in our office, using my computer to appear on the show. Not four feet from my side of the communal desk is a closet door and behind that door is cock. I stood up and walked off camera like I was going to pull out my wang and I could hear Rev Mel getting excited. MY LOVE saw that I was actually getting into the closet and pulling out the Jamaican statue with the large wooden cock so she sat back and played along nicely, telling me in a seductive voice to whip my dick out. The cock on the Jamaican statue detaches, so I pulled it free and unzipped my fly so that I could nestle it in there and go back on camera. I guess it was pretty clear, right away, that it wasn’t my cock I was holding in my hand.
Stepping back out of camera view I next grabbed the HUGE wooden cock we found while in Hawaii. Placing this in front of my crotch I stepped back so that everyone could see. MY LOVE said something like “Oh yes, that’s the one I like. Bring that here.” As I stepped closer she opened wide to try and get the enormous head inside her mouth. Suddenly I was pulling various other phallic objects from the closet and showing them off. There was the ashtray with the penis roosting on it’s edge, the statue of the hand with it’s index and middle finger prominently raised and crossed, the gigantic red butt plug and I don’t remember what else. We tried to explain that when other people travel they go shopping for cheap jewelry or trinkets but we are on the lookout for cock. So far wooden cock has been the most plentiful, and affordable, but we’ve seen some wonderful stone and marble pieces we’d like to own some day.
You know, I don’t remember much more about the time we spent on the show. It was fun, I can tell you that! It sure didn’t feel like it, but I think we were on for thirty minutes or so. The time went by quick! We are scheduled to be in the studio during our trip to L.A. in August and I am very excited about that. Unfortunately we won’t be THE main guests but at least I’ll finally get to officially be ON the show/set. Looking forward to meeting Rev Mel and her gang too!
Thanks to Rev Mel for having us on her show once again!
Happy BDSM Pride Day!
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MY LOVE/Catherine de Sade is on Strict Restraint again! Here's what they have written on their site:
"MILF wonder girl is back...Catherine Desade...and she's as hard-bodied as ever...another natural power player, Catherine has been thinking BDSM thoughts for a long time...and today is a treat for her because she gets to live them with the Pope...When these two get together, it's typically pretty intense and this day doesnt disappoint...Catherine gets a rigid spread, complete with frontal reddening...then bent over for some cane stripes and a magic wand stuffed in her cunt...literally...note to self and others...removing the head of a magic wand from one's cunt is often as interesting as stuffing it in...Enjoy"
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Woke up the other morning and stumbled downstairs to grab my box of cereal out of the cupboard. Inside I found an envelope that was clearly meant for me. The card it held had a snow globe on the front of it with a smiling snowman trapped inside.
It read: “Here’s a helpful technique for managing stress during difficult times: First, get one of those glass snow domes with a happy little snowman and an idyllic, peaceful winter scene.”
Inside, the punch line was: “Next, get a hammer…”.
Underneath this, MY LOVE wrote “and shove it in your girlfriend’s pussy!” It was one of those just for the hell of it cards, and to my surprise another one was waiting for me when I got down to my office. A lovely way to start the day!
The card inspired me. When MY LOVE got home she found me waiting with a hammer in one hand and a condom in the other. Of course she had to go pee first, but shortly after I was instructing her to get on the living room floor, on her back. Naked, and a bit sweaty from her workout, she lay back and let me fuck her with the condom-covered handle of the hammer. I was already aroused, and ready to fuck, but this really got me excited. Something about fucking her with strange things does it for me. A perfect example is the big, black flashlight we sometimes use. I love fucking her with that thing and I always get excited doing it.
Fucking her with the handle of the hammer had the desired effect. Soon I was rock hard and ready to get in on the action. Instead of taking the handle out I decided to push in next to it, and boy was it a strange sensation. I admittedly fuck her pussy with a lot of odd objects in there but each one of them has a unique feel. My particular favorite is a pair of glass rods that are normally used to stir drinks with. They stay in at all times, are just the right size and the fact that they are glass gives them a magnificent texture to rub up against. The condom-covered handle of the hammer was not so pleasant, but I still fucked the hell out of MY LOVE while it was in there. We were actually on the floor for quite a while, often staring into each other’s eyes as I pounded away. Hurting her like this has become quite a wonderful and regular experience. She claims her left ovary is often sore from the abuse it takes but I think she’s just trying to stroke my ego…
The power of suggestion is mighty!
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This is technically the first song I ever wrote. Not only do I have lyrics, I can play this on the guitar. Not well, but I can play it. This was written while I was in prison, and it may sound like it’s for someone in particular but I have to say I don’t recall whom, if that’s the case. Maybe it was to myself. I certainly spent a lot of time with suicidal thoughts and desires.
This time there’s no mistaking
that desperate look in your eyes
Is it your life you’re thinking of taking?
What can I do?
It’s clear your resistance is breaking
Is it this life you’ve come to despise?
This decision you’re thinking of making
Will it help you?
Another day with me, will you stay with me
And try?
If you stay with me I promise you will be
Fine
And if things don’t work out, you can still get out
Get free
But you’ll never make it out of this act you’re thinking about
Please
Reconsider it
This time there’s no escaping
the love for you that I feel inside
This hole in your heart that is gaping
What can I do…
… to fill you?
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Domestic Abuse #1
We recently started releasing a series of movies/clips called “Domestic Abuse”. At the moment, I think we are up to number four. In these scenes, MY LOVE is dressed in lingerie or some other sexy outfit, and made to do some pretty normal household tasks. Things like dusting, ironing a shirt, vacuuming the stairs and making the bed. Often she is bound or hindered in some way so that these simple tasks are not so easy to accomplish. As you’ll see from the photos above and below, we’re trying to get a little creative with these videos.
MY LOVE and I have been working on this together. For months now she has joked about me filming her while she irons my shirts – a job she does not normally enjoy. They will slowly pile up and then one day she’ll decide it’s time to iron them all. Usually she’ll put a movie in so that there is something distracting happening in the background. Our intention was really to just do this one scene, and that was it. The first one turned out so good that we decided to come up with a few more and make a series out of them. So we started thinking about what other household chores she could do while dressed in sexy clothes, and hindered in one or more ways from completing her task. It has been a blast!
Domestic Abuse #2
At this point, “Domestic Abuse #1, #2 and #3” are all available on Clips4Sale, and in our own Clips store on this site. “Domestic Abuse #4” will be coming out at the end of this week, and then MY LOVE and I will be at the beach on a little vacation! During that time we will probably be doing some filming, as I have run out of footage to edit. Perhaps there will be more domestic abuse but I have a feeling we’ll be shooting other stuff too. When asked for ideas MY LOVE said she’d like to film something called “Ass Mangler”. After the abuse that hole got during our last Happy Butthole Day I’m surprised to hear her suggest it. The cunt couldn’t shit for a day.
Here’s the direct link to the Clips4Sale store, should you decide you’d like to go check out the 10 second previews they have on there: www.clips4sale.com/studio/17171
Domestic Abuse #3
We’d prefer you came back here, to our site, and made any purchases through our Clips page instead of through C4S but in the end it doesn’t really matter. Both Clips4Sale and Surfnet take 40% of our sales. The biggest difference is that we generally sell our clips here for less than we do on Clips4Sale. Surprisingly that doesn’t stop people from buying $100 worth from C4S and totally ignoring the fact that they could have saved $15-$20 by purchasing them straight from us. I guess people who can blow $100 on porn probably don’t care about saving that money. Wish I could be that way…
“Domestic Abuse” is available now, for your viewing pleasure.
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