It read: “Here’s a helpful technique for managing stress during difficult times: First, get one of those glass snow domes with a happy little snowman and an idyllic, peaceful winter scene.”
Inside, the punch line was: “Next, get a hammer…”.
Underneath this, MY LOVE wrote “and shove it in your girlfriend’s pussy!” It was one of those just for the hell of it cards, and to my surprise another one was waiting for me when I got down to my office. A lovely way to start the day!
The card inspired me. When MY LOVE got home she found me waiting with a hammer in one hand and a condom in the other. Of course she had to go pee first, but shortly after I was instructing her to get on the living room floor, on her back. Naked, and a bit sweaty from her workout, she lay back and let me fuck her with the condom-covered handle of the hammer. I was already aroused, and ready to fuck, but this really got me excited. Something about fucking her with strange things does it for me. A perfect example is the big, black flashlight we sometimes use. I love fucking her with that thing and I always get excited doing it.
Fucking her with the handle of the hammer had the desired effect. Soon I was rock hard and ready to get in on the action. Instead of taking the handle out I decided to push in next to it, and boy was it a strange sensation. I admittedly fuck her pussy with a lot of odd objects in there but each one of them has a unique feel. My particular favorite is a pair of glass rods that are normally used to stir drinks with. They stay in at all times, are just the right size and the fact that they are glass gives them a magnificent texture to rub up against. The condom-covered handle of the hammer was not so pleasant, but I still fucked the hell out of MY LOVE while it was in there. We were actually on the floor for quite a while, often staring into each other’s eyes as I pounded away. Hurting her like this has become quite a wonderful and regular experience. She claims her left ovary is often sore from the abuse it takes but I think she’s just trying to stroke my ego…
The power of suggestion is mighty!
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This is technically the first song I ever wrote. Not only do I have lyrics, I can play this on the guitar. Not well, but I can play it. This was written while I was in prison, and it may sound like it’s for someone in particular but I have to say I don’t recall whom, if that’s the case. Maybe it was to myself. I certainly spent a lot of time with suicidal thoughts and desires.
This time there’s no mistaking
that desperate look in your eyes
Is it your life you’re thinking of taking?
What can I do?
It’s clear your resistance is breaking
Is it this life you’ve come to despise?
This decision you’re thinking of making
Will it help you?
Another day with me, will you stay with me
And try?
If you stay with me I promise you will be
Fine
And if things don’t work out, you can still get out
Get free
But you’ll never make it out of this act you’re thinking about
Please
Reconsider it
This time there’s no escaping
the love for you that I feel inside
This hole in your heart that is gaping
What can I do…
… to fill you?
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Domestic Abuse #1
We recently started releasing a series of movies/clips called “Domestic Abuse”. At the moment, I think we are up to number four. In these scenes, MY LOVE is dressed in lingerie or some other sexy outfit, and made to do some pretty normal household tasks. Things like dusting, ironing a shirt, vacuuming the stairs and making the bed. Often she is bound or hindered in some way so that these simple tasks are not so easy to accomplish. As you’ll see from the photos above and below, we’re trying to get a little creative with these videos.
MY LOVE and I have been working on this together. For months now she has joked about me filming her while she irons my shirts – a job she does not normally enjoy. They will slowly pile up and then one day she’ll decide it’s time to iron them all. Usually she’ll put a movie in so that there is something distracting happening in the background. Our intention was really to just do this one scene, and that was it. The first one turned out so good that we decided to come up with a few more and make a series out of them. So we started thinking about what other household chores she could do while dressed in sexy clothes, and hindered in one or more ways from completing her task. It has been a blast!
Domestic Abuse #2
At this point, “Domestic Abuse #1, #2 and #3” are all available on Clips4Sale, and in our own Clips store on this site. “Domestic Abuse #4” will be coming out at the end of this week, and then MY LOVE and I will be at the beach on a little vacation! During that time we will probably be doing some filming, as I have run out of footage to edit. Perhaps there will be more domestic abuse but I have a feeling we’ll be shooting other stuff too. When asked for ideas MY LOVE said she’d like to film something called “Ass Mangler”. After the abuse that hole got during our last Happy Butthole Day I’m surprised to hear her suggest it. The cunt couldn’t shit for a day.
Here’s the direct link to the Clips4Sale store, should you decide you’d like to go check out the 10 second previews they have on there: www.clips4sale.com/studio/17171
Domestic Abuse #3
We’d prefer you came back here, to our site, and made any purchases through our Clips page instead of through C4S but in the end it doesn’t really matter. Both Clips4Sale and Surfnet take 40% of our sales. The biggest difference is that we generally sell our clips here for less than we do on Clips4Sale. Surprisingly that doesn’t stop people from buying $100 worth from C4S and totally ignoring the fact that they could have saved $15-$20 by purchasing them straight from us. I guess people who can blow $100 on porn probably don’t care about saving that money. Wish I could be that way…
“Domestic Abuse” is available now, for your viewing pleasure.
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Our first night trying the Twisted Party at Club Sesso was a bit of a disappointment. For once I won’t be complaining about the music, as it was fantastic! The DJ played good stuff (in my opinion) the whole time we were there. Now if we could only get them to turn it down a bit. I sure do sound like an old man, don’t I?
I guess the biggest bummer was the number of people that were in attendance. I think we waited to show up until nearly 11pm, but we probably didn’t stay a full two hours so maybe things picked up after that. As you know, that’s just too late for us. We’d heard this night was becoming popular but it can’t be a big deal every month I suppose. I’m sure we’ll give it another try someday soon.
MY LOVE and I went ready to show off in front of a bunch of strangers. I had a leather-bound case I carried with me that was full of things I was going to use to hurt her. Clothes pins, suction devices, two pair of pliers, mouse-traps, clamps and a bunch of heavy things to hang from the clamps, clothes pins and mouse traps. I also had condoms and was wearing a belt in case some fucking occurred. It was my intention to use it on MY LOVE while she got fucked, calling her a whore and other nasty things as I beat her. Alas, none of it happened.
I think we only had one drink, and spent the majority of our time conversing with a few select people. At no point did we feel inspired to get off our ass and find a place to begin playing. The energy was wrong. We wound up leaving to go home and fuck. This time around I don’t think we could even consider the time spent in the club foreplay. It just felt like we went out to have a drink with some friends. Next time we go we hope to make a bit more of an impression on a larger crowd.
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MY LOVE left at five o’clock this morning, headed to Canada to shoot for a couple of sites that specialize in some very interesting adult content. She is going to be asked to roll around in and wrestle with another girl in real, honest-to-goodness mud. This shoot will take place outside. She is also going to be plopped in real quicksand and filmed struggling in it as she sinks. No joke! And somewhere someone is jerking off to this. I understand getting off to a woman in distress but specifically almost drowning in quicksand? Fucking weird!
She’ll be gone for four days because she is driving. I won’t be going because I’m an ex-criminal and they don’t like my kind in their country. It’ll take the better part of a day to get where they are going and another to get back so that leaves two full days of shooting. Don’t know what else she’s got planned but those are the two main reasons to be there. This is less than a week after MY LOVE was in Los Angeles for a five-day visit, which sucks the big hard one. She’s home, and things are just getting back to normal and now it’s time for her to leave again. At least this time she’ll have some company because she is actually sharing the ride with the other female she is shooting the mud scene with. They are splitting the gas expense, among other things. So, she’ll have that distraction at least. I’m still stuck at home, all alone.
Boo Hoo.
The good news is, we have a four-day vacation on the coast coming up at the end of the month. It’ll be nice to have that time together, all to our selves. It seems like it’s been a while. I imagine we will utilize Skype during her trip up North, just like we did while she was in L.A. It really helped to be able to see each other. It allowed us to connect in a way that talking on the phone never has. It’s hard enough being away from each other but when we feel like we can’t even connect during that time it is really rough. Being able to see each other smile was absolutely wonderful. MY LOVE didn’t feel so far away. It made the time apart much easier so I’m sure we’re going to do it again this time. Five days, four days or even just one day apart is just a miserable experience for both of us. Getting into an empty bed at night is strange and depressing, and waking up to it empty is no picnic either. The harsh reality is we will probably have to face much more time apart in the future, as I will not be lucky enough to be able to accompany MY LOVE on every trip she takes. Skyping each other, as far as we can tell, is going to help during those tough times a great deal.
I’ll have more information about who MY LOVE is shooting with in Canada soon, and will put it up for you in case you are one of those freaks who’d jerk off to a woman almost drowning in quicksand. Sicko perverts…
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