It read: “Here’s a helpful technique for managing stress during difficult times: First, get one of those glass snow domes with a happy little snowman and an idyllic, peaceful winter scene.”
Inside, the punch line was: “Next, get a hammer…”.
Underneath this, MY LOVE wrote “and shove it in your girlfriend’s pussy!” It was one of those just for the hell of it cards, and to my surprise another one was waiting for me when I got down to my office. A lovely way to start the day!
The card inspired me. When MY LOVE got home she found me waiting with a hammer in one hand and a condom in the other. Of course she had to go pee first, but shortly after I was instructing her to get on the living room floor, on her back. Naked, and a bit sweaty from her workout, she lay back and let me fuck her with the condom-covered handle of the hammer. I was already aroused, and ready to fuck, but this really got me excited. Something about fucking her with strange things does it for me. A perfect example is the big, black flashlight we sometimes use. I love fucking her with that thing and I always get excited doing it.
Fucking her with the handle of the hammer had the desired effect. Soon I was rock hard and ready to get in on the action. Instead of taking the handle out I decided to push in next to it, and boy was it a strange sensation. I admittedly fuck her pussy with a lot of odd objects in there but each one of them has a unique feel. My particular favorite is a pair of glass rods that are normally used to stir drinks with. They stay in at all times, are just the right size and the fact that they are glass gives them a magnificent texture to rub up against. The condom-covered handle of the hammer was not so pleasant, but I still fucked the hell out of MY LOVE while it was in there. We were actually on the floor for quite a while, often staring into each other’s eyes as I pounded away. Hurting her like this has become quite a wonderful and regular experience. She claims her left ovary is often sore from the abuse it takes but I think she’s just trying to stroke my ego…
The power of suggestion is mighty!
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